Jean Kirschtein must defeat his new boyfriend’s seven evil exes in order to win his heart.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
this man is an adult
GOD FUCKING DAMN HAWLUCHA
“Well this is quite a pickle…”
there was a time i drew an isaac for a rly cool friend
You’re called many names: The Crow, because death follows you like a familiar; Il Diavolo for your burning red eyes; assassino because you steal the life of men —
— but above all else, you are a Strider, and you will find the mutt who killed your brother and skewer him on your blade.
a totally unoriginal ac!AU wherein novice dave trains under bro (a master assassin) until one day, he finds bro dead in a pool of his own blood and a single black feather.
he dons the assassino garb and is joined on his journey by a blacksmith’s son [john], a sarcastic ex-courtesan [rose], and a hunter with some interesting gadgets and a wolf to match [jade].
dave soon finds out about the “sovereign slayer” and the dersite templar syndicate, but matters complicate quickly when it becomes apparent that the new empress [the condesce] worked with his brother’s killer to usurp the throne, and that john might be the legitimate heir to the kingdom of skaia.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
A few silly pokefusions done as warmups. Back to work!